Saturday, November 08, 2008

Letter From America

Dear former ambassador of Nigeria for petroleum export excise revenue Mbuoto-wigan,

I am hoping this missive finds you and your battered family in good spirits . I am not writing you (this time) to inquire about the $875.00 which was unfortunately and accidently withdrawn from my wife’s checking account during those troublesome days of the confusing oil tariff revenue transfers last year.